4/24/2010- The Spring Break Massacre

"THE SPRING BREAK MASSACRE"...at THE GOWANUS HOTEL BALLROOM, a massive 12,000 sq foot warehouse, 50 foot ceilings on the majestic Gowanus Canal. Come early for a champagne cruise to our secret floating bar. Plus Chairman's Reserve rum/42 below vodka OPEN bar 9:30 to 11:00.

Then stay late for all-night party featuring TWO-STORY SLIP N SLIDE OF BLOOD, fake tan booth, limited commitment wedding photo booth. Ham bowling. The Johnny2much oyster bar. Raunchy indoor BBQ pit by bulgar Davo. Morning after pill jello shots. All night DJs on 5,000sf mezzanine dance floor

DJs
DIRTYFINGER (blacklabel)
SMALLCHANGE
MATT SHADETEK (duttyartz)
2MELO (cumba mela)

All proceeds go to the Swimming Cities Ganges River project and the fabrication of a modular island composed of stainless steel motorcycle-driven paddle wheel pontoon boats for use as a floating venue in New York this spring.
weareswimmingcities.org

FRI 23RD
69 9th st at the smith ninth station. F or G train.
9 - LATE
DOOR $15, $10 with below listed costumes

dead d-bag
geriatric cougers
patchy can tans
bloody blowouts
matching dog costumes
exercise video/infomercial before and after buddy costumes
no refund, medical tourism, nose job gone wrong
fort lauderdale profuse rectal bleeding